11 hours ago | Permalink

averagefairy:

moms are so temperamental you say one thing like “have you seen my hoodie” and theyre like your HOODIE??? YOUR HOODIE???? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY THINGS I HAVE TO DO EVERY DAY AND YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO KEEP TRACK OF YOUR HOODIE? NOBODY HELPS ME IN THIS HOUSE I DO EVERYTHING BY MYSELF AND NOBODY ASKS HOW I AM YOUR FATHER IS AN ALCOHOLIC 

(via animelovingtrash)

15 hours ago | Permalink

enliven-ed:

You have permission to eat. Even if you:

  • haven’t exercised
  • eaten too much yesterday
  • eaten too much today
  • don’t know the exact nutritional value of the meal
  • have gained weight
  • aren’t feeling hungry ‘enough’
  • feel like you don’t deserve it 

(via the-doctor-to-my-tardis)

15 hours ago | Permalink
fruit-of-flesh-and-blood:

Mexican Eagle Huichol by Teyacapan on Flickr.
13 hours ago | Permalink

rocketssurgery:

stjimmyjazz:

butterscotchcreys:

wytchprincess:

gender-inverse big bang theory with a bunch of smart girls who act condescending to their hot male neighbor

     

If this was the show, I would actually watch The Big Bang Theory

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(Source: vayena, via animelovingtrash)

14 hours ago | Permalink
Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman, via the-doctor-to-my-tardis)

15 hours ago | Permalink

dutchster:

when i see a clothing item i like and check the price tag

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(via the-uncensored-she)

15 hours ago | Permalink
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